robots & reasons to live

Thursday, January 21, 2010

space is retro

i realized this several years ago when doing some work for the SciFi Channel (now just Syfy, which is either growing on me, or is growing on me in a way that requires antibiotics). space is retro.

or at least, the notion of a utopian, techno-future, stylized space - that is retro. think Star Trek more than Star Wars. space was always filled with uncertainties about isolation, alien life, technology run amok, but it was also this place filled with possibility for discovery, exploration, a place we would go when we'd gotten good at everything else.

there was also, baked into this notion of idealism, an idealism of style - things would be minimal, yet brightly colored, a bit sparkly because of high-tech fabrics, but also light. everything was reminiscent of art deco, but moving solidly towards mid-century modern, which makes sense - because it was the middle of the century that welcomed modernity. i have no idea what idea or sensibility this century means to identify with, but it doesn't feel terribly modern. it feels old, messy and petty. perhaps that's why, as we moved closer and closer to this century, our ideas about the future got away from holograms and flying skateboards and intergalactic exploration/peacekeeping. things have been getting ugly for awhile, so space, when we decided to consider it again, became either decidedly planet bound, as in the Stargate series or Firefly, or it was about wandering and fighting through space while choking on each other's air, as in Battlestar Galactica.

anyway, i was given these for my birthday/Christmas:


the top of the image was a piece of art given to me by my friend stephen. i have no idea where he found it, but i adore it.  it's happy.  it is made of spare parts.  it is a pleasant turquoise color.  it's a happy, scrappy 'bot, and deserves to hang somewhere good - so that it is the first thing people see when they come into my apartment.  i think it sets a fantastic tone.  i'll try to find out where he got it and post the resource here. because who doesn't love 'found object' art - especially when it becomes a smiling, benevolent, robot face?

as much as i love the 'bot, the bottom of the image is of two ornaments for the tree i wound up not getting.  these were gifts from my friend andy.  they're pressed tin laser guns.  i loved them immediately and started making little laser sounds that i don't know how to spell onomatopoetically.   it was this package, these two little guns that made me realize, it's not about ROBOTS, it's about things that remind me of robots, it's about that art deco idea of what space would be like - colorful, well designed, a place that was about the future.  these little guns, despite being so retro are still quite 'futuristic'.  the rest of my little robot collection (which is growing at an alarming rate - all of them gifts, i should add) - is also about the idea of futuristic design.  it gives me a little laugh when i see them, and makes me think about what the future was always supposed to be about...

and that helps me avoid wallowing in what the future has become.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

robotique

a robot, using a Microsoft Surface, speaking French. there may be nothing so adorable.

Monday, August 31, 2009

going my way?

oh i must get a trip back to london towards the end of the year, because there will be battery powered robot-chauffered pods to take me from terminal to terminal.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

david bowie, man

several years i saw bits of the documentary Cracked Actor discussing how bowie writes (wrote) his lyrics.  it is, i suppose, a form of linguistic decoupage.  apparently burroughs used it 'first.'  for a time i think he was even claiming someone had written software for him to do this - and there are tons of cut up generators online. some obviously better than others...

well, now a man posing as a scientist (though i suspect he is a misguided android seeking access to human emotional processes) has dismembered - again - the frankenstein's monster that is Bowie's actual lyrical repertoire. and - again - reassembled them into the sort of song a human like myself would never really listen to except for the hilarity of the badness.

my tribe calls this the Comedy of Things That Aren't That Funny. enjoy.

speaking of other things that remind me of robots: David Bowie.

i'm probably aging myself in interdome years, but in 1997, david bowie offered Bowie Bonds.  he securitized his intellectual property rights and used the $55million he raised to buy back a bunch of his catalog and do a bunch of other fun stuff.  ziggy plays guitar, but bowie is a freakin' genius.  do you suppose there's a subprime market for IP bonds?

anyway, if you want to watch the robot man shake his thing - er, write his lyrics, then here you go:

i remember my first beer

this, via blastedsamoflange:

http://www.pacificstandardbrooklyn.com/robot.html

adorable - combining the charm of old-timey silent film with the charm of old-timey robots and the charm of drinking to yield more charm.

huzzah!

Monday, August 24, 2009

meanwhile, in home furnishings


cagney sent me this:

i basically said, that's adorable. now produce a child, and i'll get it for him. or her. whichever.

to be honest, i spent a few minutes entertaining the notion of turning my Interiors inspired grisaille office into a robot room. then i thought - i'll save that idea for my next apartment.

this is so hot

some take this as proof that our robot overlords will commit us to slavery very soon. i say, science is fun!


(thanks to eddy hodgson for the tip)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

battlebots, iron chef edition

Things I Didn't Know About Robots

This picture is of robotic birds that tweet when you, well, tweet. Programmed to correlate with user names or hashtags, they fly up and down when a post by them or referencing them appears. The projected tree branch backdrop also runs a script showing you the tweets as they come in. The ITP program at NYU is so cool... and my friend Josh who helped design the tweeting birds did a fabulous job. It only took me like 9 months to post this.

In other news...

My mother sent me an article from Discover Magazine online: 20 Things You Didn't Know About Robots. My favorite things I didn't know about robots turned out to be these:

14 Chris Melhuish of the Bristol Robotics Laboratory created robots that use bacteria-filled fuel cells to produce electricity from rotten apples and dead flies. The goal: robots that forage for their own food.

15 Mini Me: Australian researchers are trying to build a microrobot that would mimic the swim stroke used by E. coli bacteria. It would be injected into a patient so it could take a biopsy from the inside.

Friday, July 10, 2009

IPGs Emerging Media Lab Pet Robots

Visited the EML the other day... Here were their pet robots:


nobody puts robocop in the corner!

ladies & gentlemen, mrs. c3p0

your grandfather's robot - an heirloom!

let sleeping robot dogs lie

master of all he surveys


Monday, July 6, 2009

random robot imagery

robots drawing at the ITP show several months back

crazy plastic, seemingly robotic mannequins, lit from within, in portland, or

robot messenger bag in soho reading toilet paper printouts

writing robot

image courtesy loganloganlogan

so slate seems to be doing a whole series about movies. it's summertime after all and we do like our summer blockbusters, right? i've seen exactly one: Star Trek. it was delicious.

but it turns out that 'formulaic' movies have a founding father. Wycliffe A. Hill took 36 archetypal figures and combined them with 36 archetypal situations (adding one of his own, "A miracle happens") to come up with 10 million plot concepts. i am so getting my hands on a copy of this.

when others entered the fray, however, developing their own stock plots, Hill took it a step beyond - he made a scriptwriting robot. it would write an outline for a script in 20 minutes. somehow this did not take off, despite the excellent name, "Shakespeare's Ghost." to see an ad for this brilliant piece of mechanized hackery, check this out.

Monday, April 20, 2009

robots twitter, too

so now i'm following @r2d2 on twitter, and i enjoy his tweets. even if i don't really understand them.

but there are other, far less clever and endearing robots on twitter...


6. You are a robot


You are not really a person at all. You are a bot. I’m a science fiction fan. I’m all for the rights of robots and all that, but in the world we live in bots are not exactly the highly developed neural networks that will eventually take over the world as predicted by the Singularity or the Terminator series of films. For now, if you just use Twitter to promote content that is produced elsewhere and that process is automated, then you just might be a robot.

nytimes twitter image

@NYTimes - All the news that’s fit to Tweet. Yeah, I said it.

@CNN - Cable news channel embracing and succeeding on Twitter.

@Newsweek - A national magazine trying to reinvent itself. Stories are fed into a Twitter stream.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Flight of the Conchords


saw them tonight at radio city music hall. brilliant.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

People.

some days i like to state the obvious.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

the wall-e screen kiss


Wall-E.  A bit Woody Allen, yes.  Terribly earnest.  Friendly with roaches.  Diligent in his work. And a participant in one of the greatest screen kisses I've ever seen.  Over on noahbrier.com, a nice bit about how we can only accept unadulterated joy in a dystopian future universe in which the beings that find and experience true love are, well, robots.

That is the role of sci-fi, though - to let us explore things under the comforting guise of a world we pretend is not like our own.  Dad used to teach an ethics course using sci-fi paperbacks.  I was able to learn about bigotry, genocide, environmental destruction, genetically modified food, and lord knows what else all by reading Buy Jupiter, and Other Stories by Isaac Asimov one summer as a kid.  Interracial couples could kiss on the deck of the Enterprise, and Russians could be trusted.  Blonde girls can experience the loneliness of leadership and strength in Sunnydale.  How to balance liberty and safety, and how not to, can be demonstrated onboard a Battleship.

It's about allegory.  I work in a business that could stand to use more allegory to explain its ideas.  This makes me want to go play with some allegories.  Be back later.


Monday, November 17, 2008

first of all, hulu kind of sucks

Yeah. Let's start there.  It kind of sucks.  A few minutes of hilarity never expires.  That's crazy!  Eventually I'll seek out some link to the robot bit on Colbert that will not expire, all willy-nilly.  But right now I have another topic in mind.

So.  It's been awhile. About a month, I guess. How are you?  Oh, good.

I wanted to watch a movie the other day - something fun and simple, etc.  I am that person who has an AppleTV, so I thought I'd check out the new releases there.  Sadly, they don't really have a 'new releases' section, but the other day, they did have a robot section.  Behold.

Oh, I was just so excited.  I did this screen grab (above), and made a mental note to blog about it and then I left the country.  For, say, three, maybe four, weeks.  A little distracted, then. Whatevs.

I'll try to post more, that's my point.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

crazy robots in heat to blame for economic meltdown!

stephen colbert inspires me to blog. i've been on a hiatus created - in more than one way - by the financial markets meltdown, but i seem to be back... check this out: