robots & reasons to live
Thursday, January 21, 2010
space is retro
or at least, the notion of a utopian, techno-future, stylized space - that is retro. think Star Trek more than Star Wars. space was always filled with uncertainties about isolation, alien life, technology run amok, but it was also this place filled with possibility for discovery, exploration, a place we would go when we'd gotten good at everything else.
there was also, baked into this notion of idealism, an idealism of style - things would be minimal, yet brightly colored, a bit sparkly because of high-tech fabrics, but also light. everything was reminiscent of art deco, but moving solidly towards mid-century modern, which makes sense - because it was the middle of the century that welcomed modernity. i have no idea what idea or sensibility this century means to identify with, but it doesn't feel terribly modern. it feels old, messy and petty. perhaps that's why, as we moved closer and closer to this century, our ideas about the future got away from holograms and flying skateboards and intergalactic exploration/peacekeeping. things have been getting ugly for awhile, so space, when we decided to consider it again, became either decidedly planet bound, as in the Stargate series or Firefly, or it was about wandering and fighting through space while choking on each other's air, as in Battlestar Galactica.
anyway, i was given these for my birthday/Christmas:
the top of the image was a piece of art given to me by my friend stephen. i have no idea where he found it, but i adore it. it's happy. it is made of spare parts. it is a pleasant turquoise color. it's a happy, scrappy 'bot, and deserves to hang somewhere good - so that it is the first thing people see when they come into my apartment. i think it sets a fantastic tone. i'll try to find out where he got it and post the resource here. because who doesn't love 'found object' art - especially when it becomes a smiling, benevolent, robot face?
as much as i love the 'bot, the bottom of the image is of two ornaments for the tree i wound up not getting. these were gifts from my friend andy. they're pressed tin laser guns. i loved them immediately and started making little laser sounds that i don't know how to spell onomatopoetically. it was this package, these two little guns that made me realize, it's not about ROBOTS, it's about things that remind me of robots, it's about that art deco idea of what space would be like - colorful, well designed, a place that was about the future. these little guns, despite being so retro are still quite 'futuristic'. the rest of my little robot collection (which is growing at an alarming rate - all of them gifts, i should add) - is also about the idea of futuristic design. it gives me a little laugh when i see them, and makes me think about what the future was always supposed to be about...
and that helps me avoid wallowing in what the future has become.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
going my way?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
david bowie, man
well, now a man posing as a scientist (though i suspect he is a misguided android seeking access to human emotional processes) has dismembered - again - the frankenstein's monster that is Bowie's actual lyrical repertoire. and - again - reassembled them into the sort of song a human like myself would never really listen to except for the hilarity of the badness.
my tribe calls this the Comedy of Things That Aren't That Funny. enjoy.
speaking of other things that remind me of robots: David Bowie.
i'm probably aging myself in interdome years, but in 1997, david bowie offered Bowie Bonds. he securitized his intellectual property rights and used the $55million he raised to buy back a bunch of his catalog and do a bunch of other fun stuff. ziggy plays guitar, but bowie is a freakin' genius. do you suppose there's a subprime market for IP bonds?
anyway, if you want to watch the robot man shake his thing - er, write his lyrics, then here you go:
i remember my first beer
http://www.pacificstandardbrooklyn.com/robot.html
adorable - combining the charm of old-timey silent film with the charm of old-timey robots and the charm of drinking to yield more charm.
huzzah!
Monday, August 24, 2009
meanwhile, in home furnishings

cagney sent me this:
this is so hot
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Things I Didn't Know About Robots
14 Chris Melhuish of the Bristol Robotics Laboratory created robots that use bacteria-filled fuel cells to produce electricity from rotten apples and dead flies. The goal: robots that forage for their own food.
15 Mini Me: Australian researchers are trying to build a microrobot that would mimic the swim stroke used by E. coli bacteria. It would be injected into a patient so it could take a biopsy from the inside.
Friday, July 10, 2009
IPGs Emerging Media Lab Pet Robots
Monday, July 6, 2009
random robot imagery
writing robot

Monday, April 20, 2009
robots twitter, too
6. You are a robot
You are not really a person at all. You are a bot. I’m a science fiction fan. I’m all for the rights of robots and all that, but in the world we live in bots are not exactly the highly developed neural networks that will eventually take over the world as predicted by the Singularity or the Terminator series of films. For now, if you just use Twitter to promote content that is produced elsewhere and that process is automated, then you just might be a robot.

@NYTimes - All the news that’s fit to Tweet. Yeah, I said it.
@CNN - Cable news channel embracing and succeeding on Twitter.
@Newsweek - A national magazine trying to reinvent itself. Stories are fed into a Twitter stream.
6. You are a robot
You are not really a person at all. You are a bot. I’m a science fiction fan. I’m all for the rights of robots and all that, but in the world we live in bots are not exactly the highly developed neural networks that will eventually take over the world as predicted by the Singularity or the Terminator series of films. For now, if you just use Twitter to promote content that is produced elsewhere and that process is automated, then you just might be a robot.
@NYTimes - All the news that’s fit to Tweet. Yeah, I said it.
@CNN - Cable news channel embracing and succeeding on Twitter.
@Newsweek - A national magazine trying to reinvent itself. Stories are fed into a Twitter stream.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
the wall-e screen kiss
Wall-E. A bit Woody Allen, yes. Terribly earnest. Friendly with roaches. Diligent in his work. And a participant in one of the greatest screen kisses I've ever seen. Over on noahbrier.com, a nice bit about how we can only accept unadulterated joy in a dystopian future universe in which the beings that find and experience true love are, well, robots.Monday, November 17, 2008
first of all, hulu kind of sucks
Oh, I was just so excited. I did this screen grab (above), and made a mental note to blog about it and then I left the country. For, say, three, maybe four, weeks. A little distracted, then. Whatevs.